i swear. if your my girlfriend and you call me and tell me you need be there where you are right now. im dropping every fucking thing i’m doing and i’m on the way. it could be in the middle of the fucking night. i don’t have a car. you want me to come over? okay let me see what time the next bus is running. because you as my girlfriend will never be able to say ” i needed you and you weren’t there ” nah. never. i don’t play that shit.
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality